Body Brass - I'm The Captain Now Soap
This soap was made for us by Borden Acres in Pauma Valley. It is cold-process handcrafted. The major scents are rum and jasmine.
Are you the type of person who would download a car? Do you think all boats are probably your boats? Were you the cause of all those viruses your family computer had when you were a kid? Have you been known to commit the occasional cheeky criminal nuisance, like jaywalking or shooting at tax collectors? I’m The Captain Now Soap is the soap for you. Soap so cleansing they might try to make it a hate crime.
INGREDIENTS: Saponified Oils of Olive Oil, Coconut Oil, Sustainable Palm Oil, Avocado Oil, and Shea Butter, Fresh Goat’s Milk, Water, Pirate Fragrance, Colloidal Oatmeal, Walnut Shells, Mica.