Body Brass - Toxic Masculinity Increasing Soap

$9.99
by FUPubs
Type: Bar Soap
In stock

100% guaranteed to increase your toxic masculinity score to levels previously thought unimaginable. You will be able to mansplain, man-spread, and impress many with your managed mannerisms.  If you were a bush, you would be a manzanita. If you were a bug, you would be a mantis. If you were a musician you would play the mandolin. If you were in Star Wars you would be the Mandalorian. One wash from this soap and you will manhandle any problems that manifest before you, you will instantly be able to manipulate manual transmissions, you'll be the man at the top of manorialism, and you will be a manufacturing mansion of mannish manliness. How many man words will you be able to say? Many. 

This soap was made for us by Borden Acres in Pauma Valley. It is cold-process handcrafted. The major scents are Gun Powder, Whiskey, and Chopped Wood.

ingredients:

Saponified oils of olive oil, coconut oil, sustainable palm oil, avocado oil, and shea butter, fresh goat milk, water, fragrance, and mica.

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